cunextthursdayyy

3 mesi

I'll never masturbate again

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Goes by CarrotCake

1 / anno

You need to wipe the cum off your monitor dude, the name is literally staring right at you

1 / anno

Damn son, you got the Camera man's name too?

1 / anno

My pet bird flew away today and I'm trying to drown my sorrow with copius amounts of tits

1 / anno

So are we supposed to believe that the guy on the couch is really his dad?

1 / anno

Porn: "Just decided we were going to wake up and disrespect the amish today."

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A more believable plot would be the two people fucking are actually ghosts and the guy cant see them

1 / anno

|_YR4 F43

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I'm gonna use a cypher so the name doesnt show up on purhes.

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Damn, you could park a bus in there

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The "Fresh out of bootcamp" haircut

2 anni

Goes by Goliath_Slambunxious on FartCams

2 anni

Damn, she did the whole village

2 anni

It's "Thank you for your cervix"

2 anni

In the name of the Emperor, I must fap. To nuts, my brothers.

2 anni

IF the internet can find Shia LaBeouff's flag in the middle of a fucking field with no landmarks, then we have the power to learn who this sloot is.

2 anni

Wouldn't ever pay for porn, but I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to be her pussy's 10,000th customer

2 anni

Dude looks like a character on the Eric Andre show

2 anni

Those are some nice floppy floobs she's flyin

2 anni

The slurs caught me off gaurd

2 anni

I nutted so hard to this, my wad launched across the desk and hit a family picture, completely sliming Grandma's face. Sorry GranGran...

2 anni

This guy!

2 anni

That was... not what I was expecting

2 anni

I bought a slap chop for my kitchen, and honsetly cutting vegetables has never been easier. Was kinda skeptical because its one of those "As Seen On TV" products, but it worked out.

2 anni

Names are Bill & Ted. Video is called "Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure"

2 anni

Can't believe they fucked to NF...

2 anni

Wait a second, thats not Johhny

3 anni

Who The Fuck decorated that room

3 anni

Its nice to finally meet somebody who shares my affinity for elf culture

3 anni

This guys is a fucking idiot. Poor girl had to endure that for half an hour.

3 anni

How that dude wrote himself into this scene with her, I'll never know

4 anni

Dude she enjoyed none of this...

4 anni

Where are all his tools? What kind of fucking auto mechanic is he?

4 anni

Thats Han Solo, Bro

6 anni

Who filmes this and can I file an application?